Let’s talk about Susan Collins’ sex life. Just kidding. Even though Collins, a Republican U.S. senator seeking re-election in November, went on the radio recently and talked about John Edwards’ extramarital relationship, she…
“Gov. John Baldacci said Monday he would propose lowering Maine’s personal income taxes in the January session of the Maine Legislature, but how much depends on the state budget now being developed.”…
“You have to have appropriate fiscal management to allow the state to do the rest of the work of the Legislature and the governor.” – David Lemoine, shortly before…
You’re expecting an explanation. You’re not going to get one. The best way I can deal with this unfortunate situation is to shut up. In place of a detailed narrative concerning the…
Because of the high cost of heating oil, I’m considering installing an alternative energy source in my house. I’ve examined the possibilities, and it looks like my best bet is a home…
Harley Lee and I are not friends. The only time we’ve met was a couple of years ago in a Carrabassett Valley bar, where I told him the world would be a…
Nominations are now open for the 2008 award for most politically inept person in Maine. Try to be somewhat original with your vote. If everybody casts a ballot for Democratic Gov. John…
My critics often complain that, rather than engaging in the complex process of finding solutions to the state’s problems, I prefer the easier route of wallowing in insults, smear tactics, bathroom humor…
Let’s see if I can fill a whole column by making jokes about violent sex offenders. Question: Why did the violent sex offender cross the road? Answer: To get to the…
Dear S. Donald Sussman: Please send me a million bucks. In return for your generous donation, you’ll own me and all my opinions. I know you’re wondering why you – the founder…